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Unfortunately for Margaery and Loras, Olyvar is also Cersei’s spy, and he later testifies against them both in a trial for sodomy and perjury in front of the High Sparrow, the local ruler of a militant religious sect known as the Sparrows.
That is, unless Margaery can figure out how to have Cersei sent elsewhere. Then Margaery interrupts the two before dismissing Olyvar and discussing her and her brother’s unfortunate wedding plans.Īt this point in the show, Margaery has married Tommen Baratheon - the young, kind-spirited and impressionable son of the cunning and cold Cersei Lannister. Margaery is stuck with Cersei as her wicked mother-in-law unless her brother Loras marries and transports Cersei back to his home kingdom of Highgarden. In it, Loras and Olyvar chit-chat for a bit before making out. This last scene isn’t so much a sex scene as an after-sex scene. Ser Loras Tyrell has pillow talk with Olyvar (Season 5, Episode 1) Life is brutal in Westeros - you’ve got to enjoy it while you can. When it comes to love, I don’t choose sides.” These lines cemented his high standing among bisexual fans.Īlthough he later has his head smashed in a deadly trial by combat with The Mountain, his wife goes on to share a steamy same-sex kiss with the bisexual sea captain Yara Greyjoy just before being captured and tortured to death in the dungeons of King’s Landing. Their initial meeting gets cut short by Oberyn’s confrontation with two drunk, singing Lannisters next door, but he and Olyvar meet later in an orgy with Oberyn’s wife and two other female brothel workers.ĭuring the orgy, Oberyn explains his bisexuality thus: “Everybody’s missing half the world’s pleasure. Oberyn asks if he’s ever been with a prince and then commands Olyvar to strip, seductively grabbing his crotch.
But after Oberyn tries again, Olyvar admits that he’s just “wildly expensive.” When Oberyn first propositions him, Olyvar says he’s not on the menu. This includes Olyvar, the new brothel manager while Lord Baelish travels north. When Oberyn and his wife Ellaria come to King’s Landing, they waste little time before sampling the local delicacies. Ser Loras Tyrell refuses King Renley Baratheon (Season 2, Episode 3) A few murderers and religious fanatics also make a visit throughout the series. Royal guests, spies (like Ros) and guards drop by from time to time. We were so busy watching the action that we ignored most of what Baelish said.īaelish’s brothel becomes a place where lots of intrigue and drama happen. Baelish knows what the customers (and viewers) want, and it doesn’t involve a lot of chit chat or noisemaking.ĭid we mention that this scene above is the reason viewers came up with the word “sexposition”? It’s a term for when lots of story information gets conveyed during a sex scene. He runs one of the most popular brothels in King’s Landing (or at least he used to before going north and getting his throat cut by the Stark sisters). It’s not easy running a brothel (we assume): You have to keep it tidy, advertise your services and train new sex workers. Ros (with Baelish) schools the new girl at the brothel (Season 1, Episode 7) Sadly, we never see her pair with a woman, but who knows - perhaps if the right one came along, she’d use what Doreah taught her.
You get the feeling that Daenerys totally would have kissed Doreah (or more) if Doreah had tried.ĭaenerys’ husband ends up murdered by a seemingly innocent witch, but Daenerys goes on to become Mother of Dragons and conquer several other male lovers on her long, difficult path to become the ruler of Westeros. Although the two don’t get naked, kiss or really anything else, their scene together is filled with same-sex tension. Daenerys is unsure how to please her new husband, so she asks her handmaiden Doreah to teach her some skills. Near the very beginning of the show, Daenerys is married to Khal Drogo, a ruler of the ravaging Dothraki, a race of nomadic horse-mounted warriors.